When we're driving around, Logan and I have lots of random conversations.
Yesterday, we were playing a rapid-fire rhyming word game--one of us would say a word and then we had to say as many rhyming words as we could until one of us said a different word. Then, Logan asked me to name all the parts of a tree (trunk, roots, bark, branches, leaves...). Then a bee. Then I asked him to name the parts of a little boy (and he named "love" as one of them. awwww.....) and then he asked me to name the parts of a mom, and I said "Well, pretty much the same as a little boy, since we're both people."
He replied, in all seriousness, "Moms aren't the same as little boys because they pee out their butts."
Oh.
It was all I could do to not drive off the road, I was laughing so hard.
So. There's your anatomy lesson for the day. I'm off to pee out my butt.
4 years ago
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Kids are so funny! LOL I love it! So, when do you explain we do not pee out of our butts?!
When it's necessary, I guess. I'm cool with letting him think that for now. He "gets" that boys and girls are different, and I think that's plenty for a five year old.
You must have had some hardcore tearing during your delivery to pee out of your ass. Good for you. (P.S. Kids are hilarious. You should keep yours.)
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